Hello, Ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, your man isn't me, but if he stopped using old meme plz icons and started using the Old Spice Guy plz icon, he could smell like he's me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're online, with the man your man could virtually smell like.
What's in your hand?
Look at me.
I have it.
It's an oyster, with a plz icon based off of the man your man could smell like.
Look again.
THE ICON IS NOW DIAMONDS.
Not really.
But anything is possible when your man uses the Old Spice Guy plz icon and stops raping old memes.
I'm on a horse.
:iconspark